and this is a collection of things i find appealing
i didn’t think i could hate an animal.. i dunno because i love animals? like obviously you can’t like them all but i would never and have never hated an animal but oh my fucking god i actually hate science (my friends rat i’m looking after) LIKE HATE THAT FUCKING FUCKERR so much and i’ve been a good fucking mum to you rat! i’ve had you over 6 months i let you out of your cage almost everyday i give you delicious fucking food and how do you repay me howww you say? you bite the shit out of me, blood and everything you eat my EXPENSIVE CLOTHES and i don’t have a lot of expensive clothes 98% of my shit is second hand, so like ye i am going to be cranky… then whenever i do have you out of the cage with me im like aw you’re cute you just follow me around how could i be angry at you and THEN YOU tip over my fucking ice coffee and my milkshakes and my normal coffees and eat my food and spill your own fucking food and you piss and shit everywhere and OH oohhhhhh the one, ONNNNNNNE fucking time in my life i’m like hey i’m going to do some arty stuff and make signs to inspire people and make them feel good… you just have to eat that paper don’t you like of course yum yum never eaten paper before but this, THIS looks ideal! liiiike i actually wouldn’t care if you dropped dead fuck you rat fuck you..(i probably really actually would care) and sure some of you are reading this probably thinking “what does she expect it’s a rat” well, my friend i have my own rat that i am looking after as well.. You will literally never find a better rat in the world, the most well behaved gorgeous creature in the world. has never done anyyy of the above problems.. not once.